zillion creepin' mofos titanium

I’ve just been laying here wide awake for the last like two hours I should be sleeping. I’m too excited about Dr. Dog though so it’s kinda okay

tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle

(via legit-humour)